In an effort to destroy the childhood memories of anyone 20 and older that grew up in the Detroit area, the city began to demolish Tiger Stadium Tuesday, starting with the outer wall of the left field bleachers.  It’s been nine years since the Tigers played their last game there (Todd Jones pitched the 9th inning in that final game) before moving to Comerica Park.  And just think, without Comerica, little kids coming to the ballpark wouldn’t have a Ferris wheel or merry-go-round to play on.  How did we survive baseball games before we had all of these distractions? 

NBA free agency is upon us and even though this isn’t the best class of all-time, we can still have some fun taking a look at who si available. NBA GMs take note, we have compared each of ESPN’s top 10 NBA free agents to beautiful works of musical art on the Billboard Top 100 to accentuate their greatest qualities:

I am always envious of people who get drunk and then try to accomplish impressive tasks. Naturally, I am envious of this man.

I get drunk and try to eat two burritos and this old bastard gets drunk and tries to row to a different country across one of the busiest shipping lanes in the world. You were right Tom Brokaw, this truly was the greatest generation.

That might be the exact man that tried to row across the river.  Sooooo envious.

The Angry T 

Meet J.D. (Hottest Girls of MySpace)

Poor Bastard (Tasty Booze)

Hot, Smart and Foreign (Mac G’s World)

Get  yourself together Stein (Busted Coverage)

Welcome to New York (Brahsome)

RIP UGA IV (Loser with Socks)

36 Hour Boner (Bright Black Internet)

New James Bond Trailer (Blog of Hilarity)

I love me some Sophia Bush (Cuzoogle)

Ben Roethlisberger earning some money in the off-season (Don Chavez)

Kristen Cavallari Hits the Links (Banned in Hollywood)

Hot to Ensure your kids with be gay (Gibbs12)

Mascots in real-life (Derober)

Janko Tipsarevic and his goofy glasses are taking the Wimbledon by storm. Janko beat Andy Roddick in the second round and now he is poised to make a run at the semi-finals.

I wish Janko the best in this week, but I can’t help but laugh at his choice of eyewear. How about some contacts pal? The same advice could be given to some of the gentlemen below. In honor of Janko, let’s take a look at the best spectacles in sports:

Kurt Rambis -

James Worthy

If you didn’t already have a reason to watch the Olympics, I am going to give you one. Meet Alicia Sacramone, a young, supple American gymnast that I saw last night while watching a replay of the U.S. Olympic Gymnastic trials and figuring out whether I wouldn’t to kill myself by strangulation or stabbing.

Bad news pedophiles, she’s 19. Good news dudes who wait until chicks are 18 to oggle them, meaning that you were probably oggling them when they were 16, meaning that you are probably a pedophile, she’s legal. OGGLE. By the way, she has an uncharecteristically "developed" chesticle area for a gymnast.

On Tuesday we told you about the Buick Open’s attempt to excite the tournament crowd sans Tiger, by pairing Kid Rock and John Daly in the pro-am. Thankfully, Kid Rock did not disappoint.

Kid Rock, clad in a pair of overalls and a white T-shirt, had to be given a pair of golf shoes to wear for the 18 holes with Daly

I guess that qualifies as proper golf attire. I can only imagine what Kid Rock was prepared to wear on his feet if tournament organizers had to give him shoes before the round. Here is my guess:

I present to you the dumbest fans in the history of the world. Rest tightly Ohio State fans, the mantle of stupidity has finally been take from you, by none other than the pot smoking, mushroom cap popping Dutch.  

Yeah, those guys.

Listen Johan van der Smutt, I understand that your team color is orange, but I have to believe, if I still believe that human beings are smarter than chimpanzees, that you know that construction workers in every single country in the world wear orange.  I am surprised this story didn’t include pictures of Dutch fans huddling in the produce aisle of Austrian and Swiss grocery stores just waiting for the oranges to move. 

The Buick Open, one of the easiest stops on the PGA Tour is the first golf tournament to have to go through Tiger Woods withdrawals this weekend.  However the folks up in Grand Blanc, Michigan aren’t going to go down Tiger-less without creating some fireworks.  And what better way then to pair up John Daly and Kid Rock in today’s pro-am. 

Hopefully this turns into an East Coast vs. West Coast Rap Battle. There are far too few rap battles that end in bloodshed these days. Let’s keep our fingers crossed.